The Soul Cycle Fiend
Common Habitat: Working at an NYC Fashion PR Agency.
Notable For: Her designer handbags and super toned legs.
CrossFit Junkie
Common Habitat: Suburbs across the continental U.S.
Notable For: Their absence. You never see them because they only hang out with other CrossFit people.
The Zen Yogi
Common Habitat: Small urban landscapes with copious, charming coffee shops. I.e. Brooklyn, Seattle, Oregon et al.
Notable For: The insane Instagrams they post of positions you didn’t think humanly possible. May or may not be vegan.
The Constant Juice Cleanser
Common Habitat: Juice bars, their desks and their beds.
Notable For: A less than perky personality.
The Boxer
Common Habitat: Old school boxing gyms filled with pros with a great right hook and models.
Notable For: Continuing to look like models, except now they can knock you out.
The Gluten Free Preacher
Common Habitat: They’re all around you.
Notable For: Telling anyone and everyone that wheat is the enemy.
The New Serious Weight Lifter
Common Habitat: Mainly the gym and restaurants with high protein options.
Notable For: The competition images they post on Facebook, spray tan and ripped abs included.
The New Age Ballerina
Common Habitat: Ballet bars around major metropolitan areas like Manhattan, LA and Chicago.
Notable For: Their long, lithe muscles and aversion to cardio.
The Marathon Runner
Common Habitat: Anywhere outside that you can run.
Notable For: Their supremely type-A personalities and inability to make it to brunch.
The Paleo Boy
Common Habitat: Ideally a cave.
Notable For: Extremist behavior, love of meat and intensive fear of sugar. May or may not sleep on the floor.
From: Harper’s BAZAAR US
