Chung was recently dragged into a social media conspiracy after being rumoured as Kylie Jenner‘s newborn, Stormi Webster‘s baby-daddy. Besides being a social media thirst-bait, the part-time model doubles up as a bodyguard for a few of the Kardashian-Jenner sisters. He’s been spotted with the likes of Kylie herself, Kim and Kourtney. Surely he makes them go, “Ohhh myyy gawddd.”

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While most famous for his role as eye candy in Adele‘s paparazzi pictures, Peter Van Der Veen has in fact a pretty impressive body of work under his belt: the Holland bodybuilder is also the champion of Mr Europe 2005. Der Veen has since moved on to being the bodyguard for Lady Gaga, and FYI vocally featured on one of her “Born This Way” tracks, “Government Hooker,” as a computerised voice. In it he chants, “Back up and turn around.”

Spotted frequently carrying Jennifer Lawrence‘s uber-cute Sherpa, Greg Lenz is apparently no stranger to animals, with a pup of his own named Tula. Unsurprisingly, the bodyguard with boyfriend-good looks has dabbled in modelling earlier on in his career (not that we Googled). Today, he is married and works as a physician’s assistant at a children’s hospital — cue heart-eyes emoji!

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Sorry, unnamed bodyguard, but we met you last Friday night and have no recollection what happened after we chatted — not even your name! The Hugh-Jackman lookalike has been seen around Katy Perry, who we can only hope roars at anyone who goes near her.

Baby he’s a firework.

Heidi Klum did what all of us think when we see a hot bodyguard: she reportedly actually slept with him. Shortly after splitting up with ex-husband Seal, Klum apparently gave Kirsten a house and money to keep him from spilling the beans on their relationship. But you know what they say; in a relationship, one day you’re in and next day you’re out.

Karl Lagerfeld of luxury fashion house sure knows how to pick a style that’s evergreen, a.k.a. a smouldering righthand man with a lean six pack. The two have been spotted together for almost fifteen years, so it’s safe to say they are much closer than professional partners. He’s often dressed incredibly dapperly, although, who would expect less when you’re near a legendary fashion icon? Most of us wish, however, that he were always au naturel, which is French for…

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Sorry Justin Bieber, but we’ve found our new baby, baby, baby oh! As head of security, he would… push away screaming fan girls who would try to run into Bieber? You’d probably find mugshots of the hunk online, because late last year he got arrested for a DUI. We’re not sure how this has affected his employment with Bieber, but it’s cute to imagine Arana ask, is it too late to say sorry?

It seems like Jennifer Lawrence isn’t just good at being relatable on talk shows, she’s also got a great taste in men — we mean bodyguards. Previously a Special Forces weapons sergeant in the US army (don’t even), Riblet has since embarked on a more glitzy career route. This is an actual fact of Riblet on the International Business Times: “He isn’t on social media but once held a MySpace account.”

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