Since the news broke late last night that Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are separatingafter eight years of marriage, the Internet has broken. Basically, the world is not ready to find out that one of Hollywood’s cutest celebrity couples are unable to make their relationship work.
As usual, Twitter became the go-to place to vent about all of the intense feelings people are having regarding the news, and it’s safe to say that Monday is now ruined. The only solace comes from the couple’s joint message announcing their separation, in which they said, “We still love each other and will always cherish our time together.” People around the world reacted accordingly:
There’s officially no hope for any of us.
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are getting a divorce and in other news love is dead and there's no hope for any of us.
— Emma Kitty (@EmmaKitt) August 7, 2017
I already thought 2017 kind of sucked but now you're telling me that Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are separating and I'm done. pic.twitter.com/5djsJQlzwB
— Andria Alessio (@AndriaRAlessio) August 7, 2017
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I’m not crying—you’re crying.
I'm honestly really upset about Chris Pratt and Anna Faris separating more than I should be for a couple I don't know. pic.twitter.com/XYSIfXFQ6S
— Lis Schumacher (@lis_schu) August 7, 2017
Mean Girls references are uniting people in their misery:
"Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by the seperation of Chris Pratt and Anna Faris"
— Jay Breeze (@DeLaBreezus) August 7, 2017
There’s concern for other much-loved celebrity couples:
With Chris Pratt and Anna Faris splitting up we need to protect Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively at all costs
— laura ? (@alohalauraa) August 7, 2017
With Chris Pratt and Anna Faris splitting, we have to protect Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard at all costs
— Taylor Caldwell (@Tay_caldwell) August 7, 2017
The Emoji Movie must take responsibility:
THE EMOJI MOVIE ENDED CHRIS PRATT AND ANNA FARIS' MARRIAGE
— useless lesbian (@xxaeou) August 7, 2017
Some are choosing to ignore the news:
Me reading Chris Pratt and Anna Faris's separation news pic.twitter.com/0B50LS0hvi
— Jordyn Volk (@jordynvolk) August 7, 2017
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It’s the worst case of the Mondays EVER.
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are separating and I'm done with this week that hasn't even started yet? pic.twitter.com/aZhxs4ftah
— Allison Roper (@Ohh_MEOWllison) August 7, 2017
I woke up this morning in a great mood and then I remembered about Chris Pratt and Anna Faris separating and now I just want to sleep again.
— Captain Conorsaurus (@Conor_P_Jordan) August 7, 2017
Break-up playlists are being made:
send me your best breakup songs/playlists, I'm in mourning over Chris Pratt and Anna Faris
— Mobs (@YoYoMobs_) August 7, 2017
People are concerned about the couple’s dead bug collection:
I'm in shock this has happened! "Chris Pratt and Anna Faris" whats going to happen with your bug collection ?
— Scott McGlynn (@ScottyMcGlynn) August 7, 2017
Everyone’s hoping that a reunion is possible:
I hope chris pratt and anna faris eventually get back together
— janette (@shutup_janette) August 7, 2017
"Chris Pratt and Anna Faris" WILL get back together. I have to have hope.
— Des (@officialDCon) August 7, 2017
And calling in sick to work:
Is calling out of work because you're heartbroken about Chris Pratt and Anna Faris acceptable orrr?
— Lauren Holloway (@LaurenHolloway) August 7, 2017
But finally, there’s a legitimate excuse to eat pizza for breakfast
CHRIS PRATT AND ANNA FARIS BROKE UP SO IF EVERYONE COULD STOP COMMENTING ON ME EATING PIZZA AT 8:40AM THAT'D BE GREAT
— Andie DeMoss (@a_demoss) August 7, 2017
Maybe we should start a support group?
If you or anyone you know has been affected by Chris Pratt and Anna Faris' divorce, please know you are not alone.
— Robert Rosenberg (@RobMRosenberg) August 7, 2017
Related article: Chris Pratt And Anna Faris Have Announced Their Separation
From: Harper’s BAZAAR US