Once in a while, I’ll look upon a celebrity couple and wonder, Are they the type to wear his-and-hers Mickey and Minnie Mouse T-shirts to Disneyland? Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner, for example, perhaps would be—in a way I imagine would start out as ironic before eventually evolving into a bit they’re both overly committed to. Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles might eschew the silly tees, but would probably still wear the mouse ears. And Channing Tatum and Zoë Kravitz—well, my brain really can’t even fathom the possibility of Zoë Kravitz ever setting foot in Anaheim.
At one time, it might have been hard to answer this question for Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. But then, they showed up to the launch event of the musician’s unisex nail varnish line, UN/DN LAQR, literally chained together, and now I think I have my conclusion.
The two matched in coordinating black blazer outfits—Fox in a Givenchy resort 2022 tuxedo dress and strappy Femme Luce Minimale sandals—and hot-pink manicures. A single silver chain attached to their pinky nails kept them close as they posed for photos.
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Of course, you’re probably wondering if they remained linked all night. ET reported that the chain was later “unclasped” so that the two could mingle without needing to drag the other along.
So, what does this say about the Disney query? To me, it suggests they would definitely wear his-and-hers-themed T-shirts—but Mickey and Minnie would have to be wearing tons of black eyeliner, and there would have to be some kind of epigraph like, “The couple that chains themselves together stays together.”
This article originally appeared in Harper’s BAZAAR US