Ricky Gervais’ opening monologue
“I’ve changed. Not as much as Bruce Jenner, obviously.”
Eva Longoria and America Ferrara on how Latinas are often mistaken for each other.
“Hi, I’m Eva Longoria, not Eva Mendes.”
“And hi, I’m America Ferrera, not Gina Rodriguez.”
“And neither of us are Rosario Dawson.”
America: “Nope. Well said, Salma.”
Eva: “Thank you, Charo.”
Leonardo DiCaprio on his longtime friend, Kate Winslet
“She’s my favourite actress in the industry.”
Ryan Gosling to Brad Pitt
“Honestly, I was told I was presenting alone.”
Amy Schumer, when J Law (Jennifer Lawrence) suggested Amy get a “celebrity couple nickname” to match hers.
“Ooh, like, Amy-All-the-Hemsworths?”
Softie of the Year
“I want to thank my imaginary friend Rocky Balboa for being the best friend I ever had.”
Matt Damon’s acceptance speech
“But, my wife… Thank you Lucy, you know, for everything.”
Best Lip Sync
Brie Larson’s boyfriend, Alex Greenwald silent message to her shout-out to him.
“I Love You.”
Jamie Foxx doing a Steve Harvey. He jokingly announcing Straight Outta Compton as the winner for Best Original Score. The winner was Ennio Morricone for The Hateful Eight (Straight Outta Compton wasn’t even nominated).
“I’m sorry folks, I made a mistake. It’s right here on the card.”
By Sandhya Mahadevan