Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher mocked rumors that they’re breaking up with a hilarious Instagram video posted last night.
The couple responded to a report from the tabloid In Touch, which said their marriage is “over.”
They tied the knot in 2015 and share two children together.
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are reacting to breakup rumors with a heavy dose of sarcasm. After finding an In Touch report saying their marriage is “over,” the comedic couple trolled the news with a video on Instagram. The clip, posted by Kutcher, shows the two of them in the car hilariously reacting to the “news.”
“Babe, what’s happening? What’s going on?” Kutcher asks in the clip.
“It’s over between us,” Kunis responds, holding up the tabloid cover on her phone.
“It’s over between us?” Kutcher joked. “Oh my God, what are we gonna do?”
“I felt suffocated,” Kunis continued, reading cover lines from the In Touch issue.
“You felt suffocated by me?” Kutcher asked. “Oh, I was just so overbearing, wasn’t I?”
“Also, I took the kids,” Kunis added after finding another nugget from the tabloid.
“Oh you took the kids? I don’t get the kids anymore?” her husband quipped.
The former That ’70s Show co-stars, who wed in 2015, share two children together: a four-year-old daughter named Wyatt and a two-year-old son named Dimitri. News broke that they were expecting their first child shortly after they became engaged in 2014, per USA Today.
“You had a very dark secret exposed,” Kunis kept reading. The tabloid cover didn’t reveal what exactly the secret was, but Kutcher joked that it “must have been really dark.”
Kutcher wasn’t afraid to call out the outlet in his caption either. “I guess it’s over @intouchweekly have fun selling magazines this week,” he wrote. “Maybe next week my wife will be having twins. For the third time. But who’s counting.”
Can all celebs please shut down rumors like this?
This article originally appeared on Harper’s BAZAAR US.