It was the first week of August when Orlando Bloom went out paddleboarding naked with his clothed girlfriend Katy Perry, and the paparazzi caught him. He knew the pics were coming, so being the gent he was, he gave his ex-wife (and mother of his 5-year-old son, Flynn) Miranda Kerr a heads up. “Oh my god, he texted me and he was like, ‘Um, I’m really embarrassed. Some photos are coming out. Just thought I should let you know,'” Kerr told KIIS FM’s Kyle and Jackie O.
She reacted the way most people would. “I was like, ‘Hmm… right, what were you thinking? Seriously, what were you thinking?’ Obviously he wasn’t.”
Kerr is a face of Bonds swim so she’s happy to give him some clothes: “I am going to send Orlando a pair of both [Bonds’ boardshorts and budgie smugglers] because you know he might like either of those.” Then, realising it might be in vain, she added, “Or none.”
